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0>23
06-24-2008, 11:53 AM
Very interesting rap by Shaq, comical actually, however its a bit childish.....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_a5k4HfHij0

Actually now after listening to it again, i have become anti-shaq!

Dissing on PEwing? Dissing on Kareem? Are u ****ing serious shaq?

In the event that Shaquille actually believes he is or was a better basketball player than Kareem Abdul Jabar, YOU ARE ****ING DREAMING SHAQUILLE!!! ****ING DREAMING!!!

admin
06-24-2008, 01:28 PM
he lost more points with me...Ego is a dangerous thing..

BBallWiz
06-24-2008, 03:22 PM
Yep, saw this. Interesting video and choice of words, lol.

Reached by ESPN's Stephen A. Smith on Monday, O'Neal issued the following statement: "I was freestyling. That's all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MC's do. They freestyle when called upon. I'm totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don't forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I'm a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don't make something out of nothing."

O'Neal and Bryant do have a history of feuding, however, which started even before the Lakers split them up. Bryant bristled when O'Neal called him his "little brother." At one point, Bryant questioned O'Neal's conditioning.

Soon after being traded by the Lakers, O'Neal didn't hide his disdain, calling Bryant a "clown" and a "joke."

In recent years, however, the war of words has quieted, and O'Neal even went on record as saying that Bryant should have won the 2007 MVP award.

On Monday, O'Neal tried to explain how the freestyle format shouldn't be taken too seriously.

"Everyone that knows Shaq knows two things about me: One, that I'm a rapper, and two, that I'm a comedian. When I played with Kobe, me, him, Brian Shaw, J.R. Rider, we had freestyle sessions all the time. ... all in fun and we said crazier stuff than that. If I hurt anyone's feelings, I apologize."
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3457917

CB3
06-24-2008, 03:51 PM
shaq was better then jabber

0>23
06-24-2008, 04:13 PM
shaq was better then jabber

First of all it is Jabbar.

Secondly no he is not, and no he was not.

Quick History Lesson.....

Kareem Abdul - JABBAR...

Career stats

Points (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point_%28basketball%29) 38,387

Rebounds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebound_%28basketball%29) 17,440

Blocks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Block_%28basketball%29) 3,189 Stats @ Basketball-Reference.com (http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/a/abdulka01.html)

Career highlights and awards

6x NBA Champion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_Finals) (1971 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1971_NBA_Finals), 1980 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_NBA_Finals), 1982 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1982_NBA_Finals), 1985 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_NBA_Finals), 1987 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1987_NBA_Finals), 1988 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988_NBA_Finals)
6x NBA MVP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Basketball_Association_Most_Valuable_Play er_Award) (1971-1972, 1974, 1976-1977, 1980)
19x NBA All-Star (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_All-Star_Game) (1970-1977, 1979-1989)
2x NBA Finals MVP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_Finals_Most_Valuable_Player_Award) (1971 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1971_NBA_Finals), 1985 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_NBA_Finals))
10x All-NBA First Team (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-NBA_Team) Selection (1971-1973, 1974, 1976-1977, 1980-1981, 1984, 1986)
5x All-NBA Second Team (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-NBA_Team) Selection (1970, 1978-1979, 1983, 1985)
5x NBA All-Defensive First Team (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_All-Defensive_Team) Selection (1974-1975, 1979-1981)
6x NBA All-Defensive Second Team (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_All-Defensive_Team) Selection (1970-1971, 1976-1978, 1984)
1970 NBA Rookie of the Year (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_Rookie_of_the_Year_Award)
1970 NBA All-Rookie Team (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_All-Rookie_Team)
NBA's 50th Anniversary All-Time Team (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Greatest_Players_in_NBA_History)
3x NCAA Men's Basketball Champion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_Men%27s_Division_I_Basketball_Championship) (1967 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1967_NCAA_Men%27s_Division_I_Basketball_Tournament )), (1968 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_NCAA_Men%27s_Division_I_Basketball_Tournament )), (1969 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1969_NCAA_Men%27s_Division_I_Basketball_Tournament ))
3x NCAA Basketball Tournament MOP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_Basketball_Tournament_Most_Outstanding_Player ) (1967 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1967_NCAA_Men%27s_Division_I_Basketball_Tournament )), (1968 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_NCAA_Men%27s_Division_I_Basketball_Tournament )), (1969 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1969_NCAA_Men%27s_Division_I_Basketball_Tournament ))
1x Naismith College Player of the Year (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naismith_College_Player_of_the_Year) (1969)
2x USBWA College Player of the Year (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Robertson_Trophy) (1967-1968)


Shaquille O'Neal..


Points (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Point_%28basketball%29) 26,286

Rebounds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebound_%28basketball%29) 11,933

Blocks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Block_%28basketball%29) 2,520

Career Highlights and Awards

4-time NBA Champion
2000 NBA MVP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_Most_Valuable_Player_Award)
'92-'93 NBA Rookie of the Year (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_Rookie_of_the_Year)
3-time NBA Finals MVP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_Finals_Most_Valuable_Player_Award)
2-time All-Star MVP
14-time All-Star (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NBA_All-Star_Game)
1994 FIBA World Championship WVP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_FIBA_World_Championship)

CB3.....Its not even close.

admin
06-24-2008, 04:33 PM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j105/Arty_sher427/pwned.jpg

The Burgundy and Gold
06-24-2008, 07:26 PM
well i lost a lot of respect for him wtih that. Making fun of white people is not okay in my book...


atleast Kobe was playing for the championship...

admin
06-24-2008, 07:36 PM
the plot thickens, Shaq just got his Sheriffs badge revoked for this act.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-shaq-kobe-rap&prov=ap&type=lgns

PHOENIX (AP)—Shaquille O’Neal will lose his special deputy’s badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant.
Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said the Phoenix Suns center’s use of a racially derogatory word and other foul language left him no choice. Arpaio made Shaq a special deputy in January and promoted him to colonel of his largely ceremonial posse earlier this month.
“I want his two badges back,” Arpaio told The Associated Press on Tuesday. “Because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they’re fired. I don’t condone this type of racial conduct.”
Shaq was seen in a video posted on the celebrity news and gossip Web site TMZ.com rapping that “Kobe couldn’t do without me.” O’Neal skewers the Lakers’ star, with whom he won three straight NBA titles from 2000-2002 while with Los Angeles, for not being able to win a championship without him.

“I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever,” O’Neal told ESPN.com Monday. A call to the Suns on Tuesday seeking comment from O’Neal was referred to his public relations firm, which didn’t immediately respond.
Arpaio, who describes himself as “America’s Toughest Sheriff” and is best known for feeding jail inmates green bologna, clothing them in pink underwear, and making them work on chain gangs, said he didn’t expect his actions would teach Shaq a lesson. But he hoped he learns that as a role model who wants to someday be a full-time sheriff, he needs to know his words matter.
“Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I don’t think that either conduct should be out there publicly, even if media wasn’t there,” Arpaio said.
O’Neal previously served as a reserve officer with the Miami Beach Police Department while playing for the Miami Heat. He also volunteered with the Tempe Police Department after being traded to the Suns in February .

Pwned again..

0>23
06-24-2008, 07:42 PM
http://komodo17.free.fr/Pochettes_2/Images/Face/Kazaam_f.jpg

WHO IS MAKING FUN OF WHO AGAIN???

mojobo
06-25-2008, 02:11 AM
"Everyone that knows Shaq knows two things about me: One, that I'm a rapper, and two, that I'm a comedian"
this guy is a little :011: if you ask me. He doesn't know if he wants to be a rapper, comedian, basketball player, sherrif, or superman. He's trying to diss someone who just won the mvp and played in a championship after he ultimately left 2 teams unsuccessful(not to mention that white people comment just plain hurt my feelings :cry2: lol)