Bill Simmons Draft Diary

[GodShamgod]

Funny stuff

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/070629

[Agent0IsMyHero]

hahahha

4:35: Jay Bilas calls Greg Oden "the ultimate high character guy." I would have gone with Gandhi.

lol good one...

6:11: Nick Young goes to the Wizards at No. 16, breaking the record for "fastest we've ever cleared out all the prospects invited to the draft" (usually there's always one straggler). More importantly, he's dressed like Mr. Roarke. Smiles, everyone, smiles.

lol yeah he was pretty quick to the podium!

[LooseCannon_aka_one3]

man Bill Simmons is funny, he has been crackin me up

this is by far my favorite line I think of the whole thing, although there are many funny ones this is the best I think

(Follow-up note: I think Portland GM Kevin Pritchard spent an hour thinking about it and decided, "You know what? Just to be safe, maybe it's best that Oden and Randolph never, ever, ever meet. Call Isiah and tell him we say yes to the crappy Francis-Frye offer. We can't mess around.")

[Thomas]

Bill Simmons is my hero.